I wonder about some people.
I.E…this kid:
So apparently it takes 3 pages of paper to write out his name. Because, believe it or not, his name is:
“Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined”
Did anybody ever inform him that superhero names only make sense in comic books? And that it’s only a little unusual to name yourself something so ridiculous?
All I can say about this is, wow. I wonder what happens when someone informally talks to him. Do they just call him the beginning part, Captain Fantastic? Cause that’s hilarious on its own. And then the rest of the name…a little boastful no? “Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.”
Like woah..slow down..I can see you could be faster than spiderman. But the flash, superman, and the hulk COMBINED?!
That’s just too fast for me to even fathom. 
-Ryan
